IF YOU SEE A FAT MAN.
Who's jolly and cute,
Wearing a
beard and a
red flannel suit,
And if he
is chuckling
and laughing away,
While
flying around in a
miniature sleigh,
With eight
tiny reindeer
to pull him along,
Then let's face it...
Your eggnog's too strong!
Merry Christmas and
A Happy 2008!